Κυριακή, 21 Οκτωβρίου 2012

s02e02 - Porn for women.

It's so unfair that only men are "entitled" to watch porn. Such a discrimination!

Women deserve to watch porn also.After all porn is a weird fantasy that is most likely to never happen because, come on guys, i suppose it must be great to watch two busty blondes with long legs kissing, but sorry to break it through, lesbians don't look like that in real life. They are fat, have short hair and walk like men! Sorry again. 
So why can't we have some never happening fantasies of our own?
 Ladies, I start the revolution and provide you some real hardcore porn for women. Enjoy ;)


































Aw, and something more, now that you saw the porn for women - Mr.Perfect- version, don't forget that Mr. Perfect doesn't exist. Get over it quickly if you want to find your own version of happily ever after. The above scenarios don't exist and i would hate to deceive you! I think Bob Marley said it best

“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. His heart. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.”

So bare in mind that there is a "Mr. Perfect-for-you" that can make you happy happy happy and you two can be perfect together. Stop looking for perfection Cause afterall are you perfect to look for someone perfect? 
If you want my opinion perfect is so boring and i find nothing more sexy in a man than a good heart <3>
xxx
S.

PS: this title is a trap, i wanted to check on my own if because of the word "porn" more people would visit my blog and if sex indeed makes the world go round. If you are reading this sentence right now, it kind of does ;) 


2 σχόλια:

  1. (I hope you 'll take my comment as productive criticism and please, do not judge my words too quickly)

    You write: 'porn is a weird fantasy that is most likely to never happen'. When describing those images as 'porn for women' you are, in a way, accepting the stereotype these images are reproducing: that a man like this does not exist and will never exist, like 'a fantasy that will never happen'. Luckily we live in the 21st century's 'developed world' and yes, there are men that actually do clean,do take care of their children, like cooking and are not afraid to ask for directions-and I am not talking about ms. perfect. Just ordinary 21st century boys and men. As about lesbians being 'fat, with short hair and walk like men', this is no less a stereotype than the idea of them being 'busty blondes with long legs' is, just like you point out.
    I understand that you are writing with good intentions and that the post is meant to be humorous. I just have a feeling that a text about stereotypes written that way may actually work counterproductively despite the good intentions.
    PS.: I think I got caught in the ´porn´trap- you have a point there!
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  2. i won't call it critisim, i will name it feedback and of course it's more than welcome in my blog :)
    I'm happy you understood it was written in good intentions and in a humorous mood.
    The stereotypes i mentioned about lesbians being fat and men not helping in the house , is just exaggerated to show the other side of the coin.

    It was one of those blogs you shouldn't take too seriously, but just enjoy the funny pictures.
    S.

    PS: if you know a man, as you say, that does all those things in the pictures, send me his number please :)))

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